Vol. II,
Issue #3 - November 2015
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Diamond Vision: Tales of a Strat Master
- Chuck Tinkler
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(Once again Chuck Tinkler comes up with another great article
for our newsletter, talking about a
special individual he has met that is very knowledgable about
the game ... you must read further ... )
(Bio on Chuck:
Chuck is returning to USBN
with his second article. His last one was in September of last
year (see the link below). He is from the Long
Beach area of California and has been playing Strat-O-Matic off-and on for about 25 years. He
currently plays in two leagues, Polo Grounds
Baseball and the Bigs Winter League. His Strat
interests include finding slick ways to cause a team
to outperform expectations and irritating his league
mates by talking lots of smack about it. Chuck
is always likes to chat about Strat, Hal settings
and ballpark dimensions in particular, so feel free to email him with questions or
comments related to this article -- his email is
listed at the end of this amazin' article = thank you Chuck!!
To read his previous article that discussed ball parks, head
over to:
http://www.ultimatestratbaseball/USBN-10-2014/CharlesTinkler-September2014.htm )
Diamond
Vision:
Tales of a Strat Master
Who is this Master Chuck
is Speaking about?
Me? Just an average guy. Nothing special. Have never been
particularly good or particularly bad at anything. Got average
grades in school and was an average ballplayer.
Like a lot of guys, I grew up loving baseball. It wasn't
long before me and my buddies found our way to Strat-O-Matic.
Our leagues were great. We had no idea what we were doing. We
just drafted guys, played a ton of games…it was a blast. The
object was to "win" of course, but it was not nearly as
important to anybody as was having the fun cards from each set.
For me, I loved having Vince Coleman. I knew that he was pretty
much a wash when you looked at the whole package…but who cares!
He stole 100 bases every year! At least,
that was the way we looked at things back then.
If any of these teams of mine would have won, it
certainly wouldn't have been through any genius on my part. Dumb
luck more like it. If you play often enough, it's bound to
happen sooner or later. Truth is, I don't know that we actually
finished enough seasons to have determined anybody to have
really been that much better than anyone else.
Once college came, we went their separate ways, and
Strat-O more or less became a relic from our youth. That was
until some years later when I randomly bumped into an old coach
of mine and he said that a league was forming. It was going to
be a face-to-face league, 20 GM's deep, and he wanted to know if
I'd join. I of course said yes, and what was to follow makes for
one heck of a Strat-o-matic Tale.
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What I did not realize at the time was who I was
actually in the presence of. What I did not realize at the time
was just how good of a Strat GM this guy was. What I did not
realize was that not only was this guy a Strat Master, but that
he was quite possibly the Strat Master.
This "guy" was our baseball coach and the one that had
actually introduced us to the hobby back in high school. He had
been in a league with some other teachers and coaches at the
time and once we saw what they were up to, it was over with - we
just had to get our hands on a set of these "cards". He though
was always there to answer questions for us, end debates over
whether or not you could choose what side of the plate your
switch-hitting batter would hit from, that kind of thing. It was
really cool.
So when he asked me to join the face-to-face league, it
was pretty much a no-brainer. A chance to play in a league with
Coach, plus an old buddy who had been invited as well? Done. I
was a bit out-of-date with the numbers, but knew enough to not
totally embarrass myself.
We assembled into a big room for draft day. This was the
spring of 1999. He had 1st pick; I had 14th. I remember very
clearly that on that day, as I made my picks, I looked over at
the table where he was sitting and despite him obviously not
wanting to, I engaged us in a little draft day chatter. Having
just taken Albert Belle and Mo Vaughn with my first two picks, I
was excited to know what he thought. He said "Well, there's a
couple of big bodies you got there." Ha! Had no idea then who I
was talking to or what he was really saying. This was as
positive of a thing that he could have mustered at the moment
because what he really thought was that both picks were total
crap and that was all he could do to not say it. Albert Belle's
and Mo Vaughn's "big bodies" of course would both break down
within two years of making those picks, just as he surely
suspected they would.
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I still can remember some of the conversations the guys
from his league would have. They'd be talking about this trade
or that trade, upcoming drafts, etc, and the subject of Phil,
the Strat Master, would invariably come up. When it did, they'd
get this kind of pained look on their face, and kind of roll
their eyes as if to say "did you really need to remind me?".
Remind them of the Grim Reaper standing over there in the corner
just waiting to make minced meat out of them. No matter how fun
the league was or how relevant they wanted their plights to be,
the undeniable truth was that this guy ruled their world and
deep down they knew there was nothing anyone could do about it.
It was a feeling that I was to later know all too well myself.
The funniest part about this league he was in was that a
few of these guys had gotten so thoroughly frustrated by losing
to him that they actually convinced themselves that the only
possible answer was that he must have been cheating. And so
convinced were they of this that they went so far as to demand
his dice so they could see if they were loaded. So convinced
were they that they actually took this man's dice, dropped them
in a glass of water, and looked to see if they were weighted or
not! That, my friends, is when you know you are good. The
dice weren't weighted of course, but imagine how things must
have gotten for these guys to take such an extreme step like
this. Imagine how thorough of a spanking they must have gotten
to reach the conclusion that this guy was using loaded dice.
That though was just Phil. Accusations like this were to follow
him pretty much wherever he went.
Despite his results, Phil's
genius for SOM
went largely unrecognized. The inclination
was always to pass it off as luck, cheating, or just to ignore
it entirely. For the most part, guys just didn't bother to look
at what Phil was doing. No one wanted to think about him or his
team more than they were already forced to. Not only that, but
who can suspect someone of knowing what they themselves are
clueless to the existence of? It simply didn’t occur to anyone
that he could really be that good or that he really knew that
much more about it.
It's like, if Mike Tyson were to knock someone's face into next
week, people wouldn't be left to speculate about what had
happened. They wouldn't say he was lucky or he cheated; they
would be able to see clear as day what had happened and why. But
with Phil, he just totally flew under the radar. He looked as
plain as day. Nothing about his habits or his conversation
suggested that he was highly intelligent or anything. And
Strat-O-Matic seemed pretty straight forward. So, how much
more could he really know? Plenty. Enough to write a book
about. At least enough to make a few good articles for the USBN.
Until then...
Chuck Tinker
(NOTES from the Wolfman:
We want to thank Chuck again for another thought-provoking article
about this Strat Master, who he promises we will hear more about
in the future. Also, we thank Chuck for being a
contributor as the lifeblood of our newsletter is
through a
co-creation of your editing team in conjunction with you, the
members. We are
always open to consider to share good and thoughtful articles from
you and each of us has our own special stories to share. So
thanks again Chuck for your next contribution and of course you
have all of our interest to hear more about the "Strat Master"!! Chuck is
always waiting to chat with you:
chucktinkler@gmail.com
)
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Contained inside this exciting issue of Ultimate Strat
Baseball Newsletter:
(to view the various interviews, articles, columns and special sections click on
the links {underlined}
and this will take you to the appropriate
webpage)
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ARTICLE with JOHN DEWAN, owner of Baseball Info Solution, chapter for a book about Bill
James
.
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MLB STORY with BILLY SAMPLE,
Talks about "Bat Flipping" and Willie Montanez while a Ranger.
♦
SOM BASEBALL LEAGUE REPORT with WOLFMAN SHAPIRO
--
the editor of "The Ultimate Strat Newsletter" and 2012 CBA
Champion, the "Wolfman" puts out a call to
commissioners of various
Strat-o-matic Baseball Leagues that he finds on the internet and
three leagues respond to be interviewed and tell their stories!
To view any individual
interview, click on the links below or start with Part I and
finish with an in-page link to Part II for the two interviews,
more interviews given in the December issue coming:
INTERVIEW with Kurt Meunier, FVSL, P-I
(F2F League in Wisconsin)
INTERVIEW with
Robert Latorre, 60's Decade Keepers League, P-II,
(CDROM-email)
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SOM/MAJOR
LEAGUE BASEBALL WORLD NEWS with WOLFMAN SHAPIRO,
editor of "The Ultimate Strat Newsletter"
shares the Special Fielding Ratings given by John Dewan's Group
with Baseball Info Solutions and an update on the SOM Baseball
Projection Sheets shared by the legendary Bruce Bundy, author of
the periodic column called "Strat Thoughts".
♦
REPORT with TOM
NAHIGIAN (1961 cards),
Personal friend of the Wolfman, known in Guzzo's book as "The
Collector", returns and we take a peak at some of the early
strat cards printed from 1961.
♦
STRAT WISE with MARC WASSERMAN
--
commissioner of the Cyber Baseball Association (CBA) renames
his column to "Strat Wise"
as he expands his sharing and reporting of our Strat-o-matic
Baseball Community. In this first part of his new column
he talks about the recent MLB World Series and discusses the
content of some of the special videos we have on our Ultimate
Strat Baseball Video Channel on Youtube.
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ARTICLE
with WOLFMAN SHAPIRO
--
the editor of "The Ultimate Strat Newsletter" and 2012 CBA
Champion, the "Wolfman" goes back into the far past and
pulls out one of his first articles to the Strat-o-matic Review
from 1973, when he really was becoming known as the "Wolfman"
(the Skokie Wolfman) as he
challenged one of the first female strat gamers, Donna Chevrette to a play
against him via play-by-mail. This is series used the MLB All Star players from 1971,
with the Wolfman taking the National All Stars and Chevrette
taking the American. The series became known in the Review
as "The Battle of the
Sexes". After this series was played, and a victor
uncovered, the combats switched teams and played a second series
(which is an article by Donna Chevrette) that will be reported
in our December issue.
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your game play
that we strongly recommend. In most cases, we have had personal contact with
these sources who agree with the principle to work together and help promote each other.
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BOOKS TO
DIE FOR and Become a BASEBALL GURU
-- This page
is
specifically about special books we are finding that either will
expand your insights about the game of Baseball, help you in the
creation of your current league teams or with your replays and
learn more about the Strat-o-matic
Baseball Game and Game Company's
history. We
have a special arrangement with Acta Sports, who is a publisher
of a number of great baseball books (including Bill James
Handbooks) to offer for our members
a 10% discount. We will continue to add more books to this page in the future
as we uncover other gems our members should know about.
Contact Us for Questions or Submissions:
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